Escape the Okie Zone

Back hurtin worse than ever after a fitful sleep and nightmare (i think one of my ex-gfs was hittin me :(....so i was starting to scream out load but it sounded like a depressing moan like the Lee Summit train....
Muffy did a great imitation of it "awwhhhh" (wish I was better with sound
phonetics)...wow just turned my neck just right and now I feel a lot better after poppin my neckbefore I have to pay the 531$ bill to Firestone!    (what a nightmare)...by the way, my reality check, Muffy had a nightmare but I didnt hear her scream. Muffy was afraid of getting raped in her dream.
Its so strange both of us having scary nightmares at the same night.  
 It was such a muggy night down by the river at Casino Royale (Isle  of Capri) losin 200$ in my idiotic thinkin that Ive been lucky the last few visits but not 200$ lucky.(I just told this to Muffy and I know shes gonna use it in an an argument or when she wants rent).
     Sometimes its embarrassing when u have the gambling desire to just win ur money back and ull quit.  Well, do u wanna hear my process of how Im gonna get it back?  (Muffy would be reading this and saying what are u wasting ur time with this shit for? Its amusing to see her critical eye look at this knowing that she reads "The Federalist papers" for leisure!!~
So back to the process of losing...I was up 120$ at first at the craps table and that was enough to pay for the first visit to the back cracker and I should have quit but I was greedy for a comp lunch and by that time I was back to even and breaking into my initial 200$  that I started with at the craps table. I eat the free lunch (there's really no free lunch!) and then plot how I'll win the 120$ back and before I know it Im down to 50!
  So I quit the craps and look for the cheapest blackjack where they only have a 3$ minimum (thats why I like Vegas better cuz they have the 1$ tables and lose slower and get free booze so if u break even u have a free buzz :)   and Ive almost won the money back....only 25 short ....by midnight im breaking my next 100 and I win for a little while and then Im down to   50$ and angry at the dealer that didnt seem to like me winning so I left back to craps and slowly but surely won some of it back and then deciding to leave on a good note and another  comp from the deli...so that way I dont feel like a total loser ....so whats the point of all this ??  
   Gambling sucks when u lose but u should at least get a meal out of it :)
So now Im determined to win it back today after I pay 453$ to firestone and visit the bonecracker...u h oh , Muffy's darling 13 year old daughter is back so Im outta here!